Article 1 - It begins

 

Greetings to all the readers! This is Beleqwaya, the Evil Admin. Once a month I shall dedicate my boundless knowledge to satisfying some of your questions or queries. So listen up and you might learn something! 

 

Alright! 

 

The first letter comes from... 

 

Wait a minute - there must be a mistake! I haven't received a SINGLE letter yet! 

 

This is intolerable and unacceptable. I blame Zorbak completely for hogging all the spotlight with his silly Ask Zorbak episodes. 

 

Honestly, who wants to listen to a high-pitched, squeaky mouse when I can mystify you with my practically limitless knowledge of Lore! 

 

That...and I can light 2548 different materials on fire with a thought. 

 

Unacceptable!

 

All I can say is that I expect letters to pour in for my next article...or I may have to resort to one of the most horrible things known to man. 

 

That's right. 

 

Telling Artix's puns.

 

And you don't want that, do you? No - I didn't think so. You don't want to be pun-ished with that. Heh...heh.... 

 

~Beleqwaya Melamin 

 

 

Interested in sending a letter to the Evil Admin? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure? If so, you can send an email to theeviladmin@gmail.com, and then proceed to cross your fingers and put extra points in your Luck stat, and maybe - just MAYBE - your letter might be in the next edition.