How to Survive the Frozen Wastelands
by IceMaster Yeti

IceMaster Yeti: “Grrar grr snarl grrr *snap* grarrrr!” GRAR!

 

Nel: “How to survive frozen wastes” by IceMaster Yeti - translated by Nel

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IceMaster Yeti: Grrarrg grrr ‘grgtgrgra’… rrr rrrggh grrsh.

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Nel: Hail and well met adventurer, my larder has been a little short of protein recently. 

 

IceMaster Yeti: Grurgh grarh ghrug, grrrah grarrrg grrr gruuh. 

 

Nel: However, should you care to bestow all your gold upon me, I will refrain from subjecting you to my digestive processes. 

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*EEEK!*

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IceMaster Yeti: Grruuug hrrgh *bares fangs* grgtgrgra - GRAR gurrrg ghrug. Rrr grg grrrsh.

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Nel: Excellent choice *friendly grin* adventurer - I so enjoy decorating my abode with that warm yellow glow. 

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IceMaster Yeti: Guh, grarrg gghtth rrr ghhrrrghg, *snarl* *snap* grarrgs grrrll grhhrg. 

 

Nel: Oh yes, some advice - avoid ingesting snow which appears to have been discoloured by urine. 

 

IceMaster Yeti: GRRARRRH!!

 

Nel: Outstandingly enjoyable to have met you!